December 30th, 2003

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Wisdom of a seven year old...

I have a seven year old brother. He's most wise for a seven year old. Here are some of the things I learned from him while I was home for the holidays.

1. That Southeast Missouri is infested with dragons and it's his sole duty to kill them all. THis takes up most of his time and energy while visiting Dad.

2. That there are five different ways to tell the Three Little Bears, and that little Red Riding Hood is a much more effective story if you kick in the wolf's teeth before he tries to eat you.

3. That a robot dog named George given to you by your older sister for Christmas can beat you three times at Candyland if you don't pay attention.

4. "If I should die, before I wake, I pray the Lord, my suffocate." (It's hard not to giggle in the middle of prayers when he says that.)

5. In his version of Lord of the Rings, it's the "Eye of Bepo." I have no idea who Bepo is.

6. Macaroni is the worlds best food, followed by hot dogs.

7. Dogs are meant to be pillows, and if they eat your ham sandwich they should be ridiculed severly for the remainder of the weekend.

I love my Tommy-toes, but man, he's an elf child if I seen one. Not an ounce of banality on that kid. Little stinker knows he's cute too. Child is far to smart for his own good, I'll hate to see him when he grows up.
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