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Palin’s Troopergate scandal was fabricated by Bill Ayers �€" really, read it here first!

By Jay Bookman | Friday, October 10, 2008, 07:24 AM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

The Palin Troopergate report will be made public later today, once the folks in Alaska wake up.

And no, that’s not a political comment, although I guess it could be.

Now, I know how our conservative friends will respond to that news: “Oh yeah, why don’t you tell the truth about Bill Ayers? How come the mainstream media never write the truth about that, huh!”

Indeed, the right-wing blogs and email networks are all abuzz this morning with the latest theory on that front, the claim that Ayers and Obama are so close that Ayers, not Obama, actually wrote the senator’s best-selling memoir “Dreams From My Father.”

The claim originates here, and it’s based in large part on the notion that the book is too well-written for someone of Obama’s obviously limited talent and intellect:

“The public is asked to believe Obama wrote “Dreams From My Father” on his own, almost as though he were some sort of literary idiot savant. I do not buy this canard for a minute, not at all. Writing is as much a craft as, say, golf. To put this in perspective, imagine if a friend played a few rounds in the high 90s and then a few years later, without further practice, made the PGA Tour. It doesn’t happen.”

Of course, we in the MSM have known this all along. The fact that Ayers wrote Obama’s autobiography and has masterminded his career was on the top-secret list of things we are never allowed to talk about. I have that list right here, printed on special Dharma Initiative stationary.

However, since the truth is now out and the reporting ban has been breached, I might as well tell you about some other things on the list. If I get fired for this, so be it. Maybe Fox will take me in.

Are you ready? Here goes:

1.) Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone. The mysterious Man with the Umbrella was actually William Ayers. And if you look closely in the Zapruder film, you can see a two-year-old black child holding what the FBI has long dismissed as a toy gun. Don’t believe it. That second shot had to come from somewhere �€" those evil madrassas teach kids to shoot before they’re even potty trained.

If you want more proof, remember who “covered” the JFK assassination for CBS, who just “by coincidence” happened to be nearby when it happened? That’s right �€" Dan Rather. Need I say more?

2.) You think it’s an accident that the TelePrompter had already been in use for more than 50 years when Barack Obama came along? As his dismal performance in the debates has proved, Obama could never have gotten this far without it. Knowing that, Bill Ayers invented the device back in the ’50s just to throw off suspicion.

How could that be true, since Ayers was himself a child back then? Two words: Time machine.

3.) You know who was responsible for those butterfly ballots down in Florida that got George Bush elected president? Yup. Bill Ayers again. It was all part of the master plan: To elect Obama, they first had to put somebody in as president who would run the country into the ground and thoroughly discredit modern conservatism.

You don’t think this all happened by accident, do you?

There’s more, but I fear I’ve revealed too much already. Those of you who care for the truth should do an immediate screengrab on this post, because it won’t stay long once Ayers gets wind of it.

And if you never hear from me again, you’ll know why.



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